~!BEFORE READING ONE IN EIGHT!~

Unfortunately, I can't tell you who the author is of this great masterpiece, because I don't know. My brother handed me a piece of paper with this wisdom written on it. I've copied it all out word for word onto this site. Due to the warning in the attached comment, he refuses to discuss it with me. So, I don't know exactly what it is, or where it came from, but if I ever find out, I will post it here.

However, the author has written and attached a comment to it, which you should read beforehand. Both one in eight and the comment are extremely difficult to comprehend. It is quite possible that my posting them on the site at all is completely blasphemous. (You'll see what I mean when you get there) The link to one in eight will follow the comment.